CUSTOMER: You are. I still don’t understand the concept—why would I want to get drunk at a Starbucks? Why wouldn’t I just go to a bar?
BARISTA: Can you be a complete douche and sit, typing on your laptop and only ordering one drink, all night at a bar?
CUSTOMER: Conceivably I could, but I’d rather not.
BARISTA: Voilà! Here you can do that without feeling guilty.
a daiquiri now would be good
opera night, asap mornin
Claude Lorrain, Port Scene with the Departure of Ulysses from the Land of the Feaci, 1646, Musée du Louvre, Paris.
Oil on canvas, 119 x 150 cm
Rusalka, Song to the Moon, Antonin Dvorak